SEX, Your Age & Club Sea Breeze?
 Posted by: Kurt in Club Sea Breeze--The Winds of Change, On Being Free, The Occasional Rant

club sea breeze gender symbols 300x266 SEX, Your Age & Club Sea Breeze?So you decided to read this because of the Sex?  Well, being a guy, I totally understand and would not want to disappoint so tell me, and be honest, how many times a week do you want sex?  You tell me that and in a bit here, I’ll be able to tell how old you are.  And somehow, somewhere I’ll reach for a connection to Club Sea Breeze, we’ll see.

So back to the sex.  How many times per week?  Yes you, how many?  And it has to be more than once and less than 10, so how many?  Ok, I hope I didn’t eliminate too many married folks and former presidents.

Ok, now that you have your number, today is your lucky day!  No, not your “get lucky” day, your lucky day, so multiply your number by 2.

Still with me?  Now add in my number, which is 5.  Yes, 5, what can I say?  I am neither married nor an ex-president.

Now multiply that number by 50.  Sure we’ll wait while you grab a calculator.

All righty then, if you have already had your birthday this year, add 1,760 and if you have not add 1,759.

Almost done.  Next, subtract the four digit year in which you were born and voila!  You should be left with a 3 digit number.

Wow!  Tramp.  The first number is your number or how many times per week you want sex and the second two are your age.

And just a note here before I continue, I wanted to base this upon how many times you actually get sex, however there’s just too wide a gap between men and women and what constitutes sex and the very real propensity for many of us to be less than forthcoming with the “actual” number.  Back to reality I guess.

So we are left with our wants and desires, as so often is the case in life.  Which brings me to Club Sea Breeze.

If you want and desire a change in your life, in your lifestyle, meaning money and the time to enjoy it–even the exotic places in which to enjoy both, CSB launches in 10 days.  What’s really exciting is that later this week beta testing of the matrices and compensation plan begins and with that, cycling, commissions, and momentum into pre-launch the following week!

But there’s still time to pre-enroll and secure your spot, which is a real advantage if you want to capitalize on the great momentum we’ll have rolling into our launch next week, cycle quickly and get started on the right foot.  Do that here:  http://BeFreeFaster.com/thankyou

Let’s build your success, starting from Today!

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